This studio is laced with windows that just so happen to be placed in the most inoppurtune places. Here are all the windows that you have to avoid:
- A window into the WKNR and KNR2 studios where you can make eye contact with a host.
- A window into Keith Williams' office that just so happens to be in the middle of everything.
- A window into Sam Pines' office.
- A window into the producers room.
- A window into the meeting room.
The problem with being an intern at WKNR is there is no desk for you to work at. To combat this you must walk from cubicle to cubicle trying to find a place to work. Today is a perfect example of this. I have had to use SIX different computers. While I was doing that I maybe had to walk by each one of those windows a good ten times.
Most of my day is actually focused on how to not make eye contact with the person in the window. The problem is you can only army crawl past windows so many times. The windows make you stick out more than an adult in a Chuckie Cheese ball pit (Disco Stu anyone?). Once eye contact is made, there are only a few things to do.
- Wave really quick and then move on
- Pretend like your busy (top men like this)
- Stare them straight in the eyes until they look away
- Do a quick dance
- Look away and pretend like you did not see them
or my favorite - Give them a quick thumbs up and a seducing wink. They will not want to make eye contact again
Well, while I try to avoid these windows I am doing some filing and recaps. You will get another post around nine tonight. Subscribe!
Keith Williams' Window...that right cubicle has no privacy
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